Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Sometimes you have amazing news, and the only person you want to tell is the only person you can't possibly talk to. And then everything goes grey for a while. But it's fine.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

I miss the dead

That's all. People, pets (also people), lost friends. I miss them. I still expect that they're waiting on the other end of a very delayed email. Oh, they'll get back to me eventually. We'll have that next conversation. We'll reminisce about the old days.

But we won't. Or rather, we will, but only in my head.

Friday, July 27, 2018

The Triumphant Return of Isley Says Things

"man, people steal hats WAY too much in dance movies"

"step up movies are like Harry Potter...I'm starting to suspect the best house doesn't always win"

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

guess who has two thumbs and definitely forgot about this blog for almost two years?

...thisssss guyyyyy

Tuesday, December 29, 2015


I basically completely forgot about the blog this year. What am I doing that is worth blogging about right now? Absolutely nothing! Watching "Fast Five." Marveling at the absurdity of this series, and the sweatiness of the Rock.

I have some thoughts about the new Star Wars movie (because of course I do), which can be summed up by the following: If you like "Star Wars," you're probably going to like this "Star Wars." Hooray.