Thursday, July 31, 2014

I thought about going to see "Guardians of the Galaxy." Instead, I did three loads of laundry, ate some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and watched an episode of "Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries."

I lead an exciting life.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Welcome to another installment of Things Isley Said

"I think that britney clip was autotuned itself to sound bad"
(For the record, I agree with this statement.)

"damn. we were arguing about a list made by tyra full of stuff like this: Everyone will have at least one personal robot/assistant/companion."
(We were arguing about global warming and its ramifications on crops.)

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Facts About People Who Live With Cats

If your cats are adorable, fat and talkative enough, mini pig YouTube videos will make you go "aw" but will never really make you wish you had a mini pig.

You will never get to keep the best spot on the couch. At best, you will get to share it. With a cat.

It's never too hot to cuddle. Even if you think it is, it's not.

Introducing a new, bi-weekly feature: Things Isley Said

I know it's been several months since I last posted, and I'm going to try to be better about that from now on! (I say this every year! I always mean it!)

Without further ado, let's get right into Things Isley Said!

"I forgot to tell you, this morning, while singing along with On the Floor, I pronounced Ibiza "Ibitha"
This is all because of that madonna cd you gave me"

"I don't even know if that's how they pronounce it there
it just came out!"

"Well that's not how pitbull pronounces it anyway"

Breaking update: "I both support and disapprove of this"