Saturday, August 23, 2014

Things Said While Watching "Sharknado"

Note: I was initially unconvinced that this movie was awesome, but by the end, when I had embraced shouting at the screen, I was won over. I recommend watching with like-minded, hilarious friends.

Why is Ian Ziering in this? Why is Ian Ziering in anything?

Me: They're being rude to that surfer.
A: They're flirting.
Me: You know I don't know what flirting is.

How is their car still working? Is it an amphibious vehicle?

Oh I guess that shark under the car didn't matter after all. It just left, no big deal.

John Heard is barely in this movie.

I'm not rooting for anyone in this movie.

They know sharks don't have skeletons, right?
(moments later, dead shark with skeleton visible)
(incoherent shouting on my part)

WHY DID THE SWIMMING POOL EXPLODE?
And then, later in the movie:
WHY ARE THEY LIGHTING THAT SWIMMING POOL ON FIRE?

This kid is in a totally different movie. I'd like this movie more if everybody was in the same movie as this kid.

They had extra bombs! Why didn't they take extra bombs with them in the helicopter?

I'm not even mad at Tara Reid this. She's giving a pretty typical Tara Reid performance. You get the Tara Reid you pay for.




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